Dear Jerkface Spammer,
Dude, borrowing my domain name so that you can spam bajillions of email accounts is seriously uncool. That I received thousands (and I mean that literally: the total peaked at over 7000) of “delivery status – failed” messages in my in-box makes me want to hunt you down and hurt your feelings.
Sincerely,
yarnmiracle (you know the one)

PS If any one real sent me an email that needed a response and you haven’t heard back from me, it was probably lost in the Giant Delete. Would you please try again?
PPS My CounterPain Goal for 2008 is 24 squares (shown in green on the status indicator in the side bar). I think two for each month is reasonable.