corporate secrets

Dear Fisher-Price, I don’t like that you won’t tell me what type of plastic is used to make your toys and highchair trays and things. You say it’s “proprietary information.” I say that if you don’t want to say what’s in it, what’s in it is probably bad. So I am boycotting you until Ellie stops putting everything in her mouth. Maybe even after since I am very good at holding grudges. Sincerely, Emily (Nut Job) Ivey