Knit Two Things, Maybe Get Some Candy

I know I said I would have three techniques for you to try, but I only have two. I’ve opted not to use my New Idea (cast on 20, divide them alternating between two needles, go on from there) because the stitches are loose unless you twist them as you knit them. The twisted stitches look interesting, and I might use this idea for something else, but it won’t work here.

I’ve got a toe-up cast on and my favorite knitting trick for you to try. If you want to participate, please try both and then leave a comment that tells me:
a) Which written instructions are the easiest to follow.
b) Which method is the easiest to accomplish.
c) Which technique was more fun.
d) Which you think is better-looking or anything else you discovered or thought of that might be helpful.

To participate, you’ll need a set of four double pointed needles and some scrap yarn.

I estimate that this little exercise will take you less than 20 minutes. If you spend much more time than that figuring these out, I need to try something different. Every opinion is valuable and I want to hear them all! However, if you’ve never tried either of these techniques before, yay! I am especially interested in fresh eyes and fingers. I’m not sure why I am reluctant to tell you what toy part we’re working on, but I am going to go with my gut here and keep it a secret.

Everyone who leaves a participating comment will be entered to win a drawing for my favorite hands-free (thus knitting-friendly) treats:
One dozen lollipops from This Charming Candy!
You pick the flavor, I’ll place the order and have them sent straight to your door or P.O. Box. I strongly recommend the salted caramel, but no pressure. Make sure you leave a valid email with your comment so I can get in touch with you!

Are you ready to get started? Let’s begin with a cast-on commonly used by toe-up sock knitters. It’s not Judy’s Magic Cast-On. While this one was really clever and looked good, it took me way too long to ‘get’. Completely worth it if I planned to make several pairs of toe-up socks, but not for this project. I got the Figure 8 on the first try so that’s what we’re testing.

Test Piece One: Figure 8 Cast-On on DPNs
Grab yourself a couple double pointed needles and hold them side-by-side in your left hand. I found it helpful to tie the tail of the yarn to one needle to give you an anchor to start with. If you choose to do this, count that as one of your stitches.

held together

Pretend that is tied to just one needle.

Begin to wind your yarn around the two needles in a Figure 8.

around the top

Wrap up around the top needle…

around the bottom

…between the needles and down around the bottom one.

Keep going until you have 10 loops around each needle. If you spread out the stitches, they should alternate like footprints.

footsteps

Check to make sure that the yarn is wrapped back and forth between the needles.

Grab another double pointed needle and knit all the stitches on Needle 1. Note: One of these needles will have the stitches on ‘backwards.’ When you identify that needle, just be sure to knit those stitches through the back loop. I haven’t done enough research to figure out if this is the second needle every time or if it depends on which needle you start with. If you’ve got some insight, please share?

right

My first needle was right.

Knit the stitches on Needle 2.

wrong

These were backwards for me.

I found that dividing the stitches was easier if I knit another round with the stitches on two needles. Please tell me if your mileage varies.

Knit the first 6 stitches from Needle 1. With a fresh needle, knit the last 4 stitches from Needle 1 and continue across the gap (turn the corner) knitting the first 4 stitches from Needle 2 onto the same needle. With a fresh needle, knit the last six stitches from Needle 2. Your stitches will now be divided onto three double pointed needles as 6-8-6. Continue to work in the round as expected. Rounds begin and on the side.

one is done

Really blurry, but you can see how the flat end looks.

To finish the sample piece, knit 4 rounds evenly. Break the yarn and run the tail through the live stitches so they don’t unravel. There is no need to draw them up or secure the tail.

Test Piece Two: Emily’s Favorite Trick for a Flat Bottom

Using two double pointed needles as straight needles, cast on 20 stitches.

20

With me so far?

Next: *K1, S1 repeat from * to end of row.
Repeat this row seven more times.

puffy

Looks like it is wrong side out? That’s because it is wrong side out.

Now be brave. Take your piece.

from the top

Deep breath…

Pull out the needle. Don’t panic. You’ve created a little pocket with all that slipping and knitting. Gently pull the sides apart to open it up.

open wide

If you’ve done it right, it will open right up.

Now carefully slide one double pointed needle through the 10 stitches on the top edge of the pocket.

scoop them all back up

Just scoop them all back up.

And then do the same thing with another double pointed needle and the 10 stitches opposite row.

all better

You’ll feel better once all the stitches are back on the needles.

Now flip the piece inside out so that the smooth side of the stockinette is on the outside.

voila

Surprise!

To divide the stitches onto three DPNs: Knit six stitches. With a fresh needle, knit the last 4 stitches from Needle 1 and continue across the gap (turn the corner) knitting the first 4 stitches from Needle 2 onto the same needle. With a fresh needle, knit the last six stitches from Needle 2. Your stitches will now be divided onto three double pointed needles as 6-8-6. Continue to work in the round as expected. Rounds begin and on the side.

done

There you go!

It is very likely that your gauge will change from the *K1, S1* portion of the knitting to when you switch to stockinette in the round. That is just fine for my purposes and might be preferable! To finish the sample piece, knit 1 round evenly. Break the yarn and run the tail through the live stitches so they don’t unravel. There is no need to draw them up or secure the tail.

You’re all finished! I’ll leave comments on this post open through Friday evening. If you’ve got free time like I’ve got free time, it will take you that long to get around to it.

Thanks very much for your time and patience!

WAIT! Beth suggested the Middle Eastern Cast-On! It’s easy peasy and the stitches aren’t ever backwards! If you’ve got another minute, would you go take a look?

Patience

The cast on contest post is taking a really long time to write. Have a look at my vegetables while you wait. And the uncut grass.

raised beds

The tomatoes, peppers and squash are my picks. The corn is Ellie’s.*

The welded wire fencing is an Armadillo Invasion Preventative Measure. He’s dug up all the zucchini once already.

*It’s worth mentioning that Ellie does not eat corn.

Like Magic

Happy Work Week! (I missed out on Happy Mother’s Day and Have a Wonderful Weekend. And I didn’t take a single picture.)

I’m getting ready to give Judy’s Magic Cast On a go! I’ve got the Figure Eight open in a tab so I can explore all the suggested options. I am cast-on disabled. Anything that requires elaborate yarn wrapping or intense finger dexterity causes me to break out in hives. Thus, my default setting is a knit cast on. (Seriously, is there anything easier?) So. We’ll see.

I woke up with another idea for how to get this done. It’s so easy I’m not sure why it hasn’t been done before. There might be a fatal flaw that I haven’t considered.

Knitters (of toe-up socks and not), please stand by. There will be a Taste Test with a Participation Drawing in a bit. (Michael has to get up and take some pictures to go with my instructions.)

Today, you will all be Test Knitters!

Or maybe tomorrow, I have to see what Ellie’s plans are.

Something New

Any toe-up sock knitters out there?

white yarn and dpns

I’m working on something new. (it’s not a sock)

I’ve got two related questions that I hope y’all can help me with:

Is there a toe-up cast on (besides provisional) that doesn’t require circular needles?

What do you think is the easiest (and easiest to explain) toe-up cast on?

I’ve got a way to do what I need to do, but I think that some kind of closed cast-on would be a much more elegant way to do it. The trick is that I don’t want to require people to have a second set of needles for these toys and I don’t want to force people to wrap their heads around a complex technique that takes a page to explain and might scare people away.

Toy knitting should be fun! Toy knitting should not make you cry and tear your hair.

Any ideas?

Sunday is for Treasuries: Make Lemonade

Aside from a general malaise, we’re all fine here.

‘Make Lemonade’ by yarnmiracle

But I’m such a slacker, I’ll probably never get around to it.

$24.00

$89.00

$9.00

$43.00

$42.00

$118.00

$55.00

$225.00

$145.00

$8.50

$52.00

$10.50

$37.00

$2.89

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Treasury tool by Red Row Studio.

Easter

Happy Easter!

egg hunting

Did all of your eggs end up in one basket?

I had a blackberry hunt after all the eggs had been found.

blackberry mania

Those are all off of the bush growing in Great Gran’s rose.

There is a cobbler in the very near future.

EggHeads: An Easter Treat

If you get your eggs from a farm or buy organic, cage-free or free-range eggs at the grocery store, chances are your eggs are brown. This is great for the chickens, but not great for dyeing eggs bright colors. It’s cool. I’ve got your Easter eggs covered.

hats to keep your eggs snuggy

Covered with hats! These are the yokes, folks.
(Sorry. I haven’t had much sleep.)

The pattern is available to download on Ravelry for the low low price of free. It’s also available on my free patterns page right at the top for convenience.

Each hat takes about 30 minutes from start to finish and uses a tiny bit of sport weight yarn. The pink one with the folded brim and pompom only weighs four grams. In addition, this may be the easiest pattern I’ve ever written and there are endless variations.

Happy Easter! Happy spring! If you make an EggHead, I’d love to see it.

I’m in my Blog, Calling Y’all Out

You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat animals.

Alabama has the weakest cockfighting laws in the nation. There is a $50 fine if caught. That’s a parking ticket. Dinner for four. Alabama is one of only 13 states where cockfighting isn’t a felony. One of those 13 states isn’t Louisiana. One of those 13 states isn’t Georgia. For a good time, “sportsmen” from Louisiana and Georgia come here.

In case you don’t know:

“In a cockfight, two roosters fight each other to the death while people place bets. Cockfighters let the birds suffer untreated injuries or throw the birds away like trash afterwards. Besides being cruel, cockfighting often goes hand in hand with gambling, drug dealing, illegal gun sales and murder. Left to themselves, roosters almost never hurt each other badly. In cockfights, on the other hand, the birds often wear razor-sharp blades on their legs and get injuries like punctured lungs, broken bones and pierced eyes—when they even survive.”

the Humane Society of the United States

Does that strike you as something deserving of a $50 fine? The price of a concert ticket. A night at the movies.

The federal government doesn’t think so. Cockfighting is punishable by up to three years in jail and a fine of up to $250,000 if perpetrators buy, sell or transport an animal used for fighting across state lines.

So what’s your problem, Alabama? Once AGAIN a bill to stiffen the penalties for cockfighting in Alabama has made it out of committee. Once AGAIN the cockfighting lobby (Do you get to have a lobby for something that is ALREADY ILLEGAL?) is making an effort to keep the bill from coming to a vote. Since a good chunk of Alabama’s legislators are cowards, they may succeed again. No one wants to vote against the bill because then they are the “Cockfighting Senator” and no one wants to vote for it because “that nice young man who watches roosters murder each other brought me a muffin basket.” Or maybe they enjoy a cockfight every now and then themselves.

This is not OK. And you don’t have to live here to tell them so. Last time the bill was up, cockfighters from Georgia called the Alabama statehouse to have them kill the bill. All’s fair. I’ve made it easy for you: at the end of this post, there is a list of the state representatives who are blocking the vote, their districts, and how to contact them by email. Do me a favor. Tell them to suck it up and vote. Tell them the world is watching. Tell them 2009 poll of Alabama voters, 82% favored stronger penalties and believed cockfighting is cruel and inhumane.

Never be afraid to do what’s right, especially if the well-being of a person or animal is at stake. Society’s punishments are small compared to the wounds we inflict on our soul when we look the other way.

– Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

The 32 names that follow are the 32 representatives that asked the Speaker of the House to not let the bill be heard.

  • Micky Hammon / info@mocold.com / Limestone and Morgan
  • Dan Williams / dan.williams@alhouse.gov / Limestone
  • Ed Henry / ed.henry@alhouse.gov / Cullman and Morgan
  • Ken Johnson / kenjohnsonrep@gmail.com / Lawrence & Winston
  • Jeremy Oden / Jeremy.oden@alhouse.gov / Blount, Cullman, & Morgan
  • Mac Buttram / mbuttram@att.net / Cullman
  • Bill Roberts / broberts1229@cs.com / Walker
  • Richard Baughn / rgbups@yahoo.com / Tuscaloosa, Walker, & Winston
  • Daniel Boman / daniel_boman@thebomanfirm.com / Fayette, Lamar, & Tuscaloosa
  • Mike Millican / mike.millican@alhouse.gov / Marion & Winston
  • Jim Patterson / jimpattersonhd21@gmail.com / Madison
        According to the source of this list, Patterson is PRO-cockfighting.
  • Todd Greeson / todd.greeson@alhouse.gov / DeKalb
  • Kerry Rich / kerryrich@bellsouth.net / DeKalb & Marshall
  • Wes Long / weslong@mclo.org / Marshall County
  • Steve Hurst / steve.hurst@alhouse.gov / Calhoun and Talladega
  • John Merrill / john@tuscaloosagop.org / Tuscaloosa County
  • Harry Shiver / harryshiver@aol.com / Baldwin, Conecuh, Escambia, & Monroe
        Contacted about stalling: “I’m a yes vote for Jim Barton’s bill. We need to strengthen this bill.”
  • Alan Baker / staterep@co.escambia.al.us / Baldwin & Escambia
  • Lesley Vance / Lesley.vance@alhouse.gov / Lee & Russell
  • Mark Tuggle / tughd81@gmail.com / Lee & Tallapoosa
  • Paul Lee / pwlee@graceba.net / Houston
  • Steve Clouse / steve.clouse@alhouse.gov / Dale & Houston
  • Randy Davis / rmdavis14@aol.com / Baldwin & Mobile
        Contacted about stalling: “not true I am prepared to vote”
  • Joe Faust / jfaust@co.baldwin.al.us / Baldwin
  • Steve McMillian / bcld07@gmail.com / Baldwin
        Contacted about stalling: “you have been grossly misinformed”
  • Mike Jones / mljatty@andycable.com / Covington & Escambia
  • Barry Moore / barry@barrymooreindustries.com / Coffee
  • Alan Boothe / alan.boothe@alhouse.gov / Dale & Pike
  • Paul Beckman / paulbeckmanjr@yahoo.com / Autauga & Elmore
  • Donnie Cheesteen / dchesteen@panhandle.rr.com / Geneva & Houston
  • Duwayne Bridges / duwayne.bridges@alhouse.gov / Chambers & Lee
  • KL Brown / klbrown@cableone.net / Calhoun

Representative Jim Barton was courageous enough to sponsor HB74. jbarton104@gmail.com

The source of this list is a petition that targets residents. If you live here, please take 30 seconds to sign. If you don’t live here, please take 30 seconds to sign, I’m told the petition will work. Representatives phone numbers can be found here too.