Revenge of DRT: Sign-UpDate

**Signups for 2010 are full at 120 knitters!**

It’s 6:00am central on Tuesday and Dish Rag Tag sign-ups have reached 96 participants.

We have decided to extend sign-ups to 120 participants. That means 10 teams of 12 knitters.

Now that your place in the race is secure, tell your friends there might still be room for them.

**Signups for 2010 are full at 120 knitters!**

Revenge of Dish Rag Tag: The Rules

Free! Take one!

The Short Version:
Teams of Knitters participate in a Dish Rag Knitting Relay Race that spans the 50 states.

***Signups for 2010 are full at 120 knitters!***

The Longer Version:

  • There will be a box (the baton) that circulates through the 10 Knitter Team.
  • Each box will be packed with a finished dish rag, one ball of dish rag cotton (you know the kind I mean: the 2.5oz Sugar’n Cream, Peaches & Creme, or a similar cotton), instructions, the Official Dish Rag Tag Pattern and a small treat (stitch markers, a candy bar, one of those “what size is my needle” thingys).
  • When a knitter receives the box, the knitter will report (using the DRT web application) that she or he is “it”, and empty the box – keeping the enclosed dishrag and treat.
  • The knitter will then knit a new dishrag using the cotton in the box and the Official Pattern.
  • **Do not start knitting your dishrag until you receive the box. This is cheating and will make William Henry cry. Not to mention ruining the fun for your whole team.**

  • When the dish rag is finished, it goes back in the box with a new ball of dish rag cotton, a small treat and all the instructions/patterns.
  • The knitter will then send the box by Priority Mailed to an untagged team member (tracking is required!).
  • The first box to make it through all a team’s members and return to the Miracle Household achieves Dish Rag Tag Glory! Prizes for the top three teams will be announced at a later date.
  • **The whole thing (even with priority shipping and tracking) should cost less than $10 per participant and take up a little more time than knitting a dishrag.**

***Signups for 2010 are full at 120 knitters!***

The Dish Rag Tag Web Site
It’s not just where you sign up! There are forums for each team and it monitors box progress. Addresses are stored in the Relay Race Manager Application (the DRT web ap). To get the address for the next knitter, you will log in with your secure password and pick the team member you want to tag and receive the mailing address for that person and that person only. Your mailing address will be available to only me and the team member who is mailing the box to you.

***Signups for 2010 are full at 120 knitters!***

Team Captains
I need Team Captains! Team Captains moderate their team’s private forum and guide their team to Dish Rag Tag Glory. Team Captains are responsible for communicating with me about their team’s status and will let me know if there are any obstacles that need hurdling. Team Captains also register their team’s name – names are fun. Team Captains will also be the first to receive their team’s box – keep that in mind when planning the race order.
There is a check box when you sign up if you want to be a Team Captain. (Assignments are made first come, first serve.)

***Signups for 2010 are full at 120 knitters!***

Additional Details and Rules:

  • Signups are open from now until Midnight Friday, August 20, 2010. Or until there are 100 knitters signed up. If this limit is reached (or almost reached) within 24 hours of the opening of sign-ups, I will extend the cut off to 120 knitters and we’ll have teams of 12.
  • Once again, there is a $1 fee associated with registration to offset the ridiculous cost of postage. I’m sorry, but have you seen this economy? When you finish the sign-up process, there are instructions at the end. If you don’t have PayPal, don’t panic! Just email me and we will sort it out.
  • Teams will be assigned a few days after sign-ups close.
  • That means that there are about two weeks for teams to get organized, plan their strategy and get to know each other before the race begins. You MUST MUST MUST get in touch with your Team Captain during this time. If we don’t hear from you by Monday, August 30, 2010, you will be replaced with an Alternate. And I’ll totally keep your dollar.
  • The race will begin on Friday, September 3, 2010, when I mail the boxes to team captains.
  • Fed-Ex and Overnight Delivery are Prohibited. Participants must ship using the US Mail’s Priority Shipping and delivery confirmation (tracking). There is a place to enter the tracking number when you make a tag.
  • Dish rags must be made using the ball of cotton in the box and the Official Pattern (also in the box).
  • Teams will consist of 10 Team Members. If we end up with an uneven number, the last folks to register will be on the alternate list.
  • Teams will be assigned by the Yarn Miracle Household (because geography has to be considered to keep the playing field even).
  • Unless your team strategy says otherwise, you may not know that you are going to be tagged next – stay in touch with your team members in the forum to let them know if anything comes up (out of town for the weekend etc.) and you shouldn’t be tagged next. Have your ball of cotton and treat ready at all times!
  • You may not start knitting your dishrag until you receive the box. This is cheating and will ruin things for your whole team.
  • Included treats should remain small in both price and size. The official boxes this year are the new Small Flat Rate Box. There isn’t room for much. Try to keep this to a $10 swap (including shipping).

***Signups for 2010 are full at 120 knitters!***

Prizes
There will be prizes. I can’t tell you what yet. I never can, so no one should be surprised by this. There will be prizes for the top three placing teams and additional individual prizes based on merit (even if your team is dead last, you have a chance at Personal Dish Rag Tag Glory). Fastest Turn Around and MVP are examples of Individual Merit Awards. And of course, everyone will receive a wonderful dish rag to enhance their kitchen or bathroom.

***Signups for 2010 are full at 120 knitters!***

A Note to Those Outside the US
Son of Dish Rag Tag is only open to residents of the US. If you would like to run a Dish Rag Tag for your country, just let me know and Yarn Miracle will help with hosting and setting up the DRT Web Application.

Rainy Day

On rainy days, Ellie and I like to make delicious things to eat. We like to make delicious things to eat on sunny days, windy days, Thursdays and any other day ending in “y.” But that’s beside the point.

yum

This is a delicious thing to eat.

Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Treats

1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. corn syrup (I heard that brown rice syrup works too.)

Put these in a sauce pan over medium heat and stir it every now and then. When it boils and is bubbly all over the surface, take it off the heat and stir in

1/2 c. peanut butter

It will now look delicious. Put

3 c. of Rice Krispies (or puffy rice cereal of your choice)
1 c. of chocolate chips (optional)

in a big enough bowl to stir. If you would like the chocolate chips to maintain their integrity as chocolate chips, don’t do what I did.

oh my

This will melt the chocolate chips. Not a bad thing, just not as attractive.

Leave the chocolate chips until later if you don’t want them melted. Stir it all up. Once it’s cooled off a little bit, throw in the chips (if you haven’t already) and stir gently. Then dump the sticky mess into a greased 8×8 pan and mash it all down firmly.

Wait an hour or two for it to set up.

Slice and eat.

snack time

And eat and eat.

The New Owl

Ready for a new Yarn Miracle?

fox

Fox!

I need to make him one more time to double check the pattern and take a couple of in-progress pictures, then the pattern is ready for test knitters. Test knitters acquired! Thanks a bunch!

HUGS

Ellie likes him.

I was going to get a picture where you could see the fox’s whole body and tail, but he is having his nap and I’m not taking any chances with waking Ellie. But I will show you what he looked like before he was yarn.

fox drawing

Spitting image.

Little Red Ellie Peg

Ellie Peg

Once upon a time, there was a little Peg named Ellie.

Mommy and Ellie

Mommy Peg loved her little Ellie Peg very much and knit a little cape (from scratch) for her to wear. It had fringe on the bottom but no hood because that would have been too hard to make and the heat index was something crazy like 115° so who wants a hood anyway?

basket

Since Ellie Peg was almost 2.5, Mommy Peg thought it would be a great idea to take a basket of goodies to Great Gran Peg. Ellie said, “Cookshees?!” And Mommy said “Yes!” So Ellie was all for it. She grabbed the basket and headed for Great Gran Peg’s house.

Wolf!

On the way she met a wolf. A BIG Bad Wolf. The Wolf asked what Ellie Peg was up to. “Cookshees Grit Grit!” said Little Red Ellie Peg (“I’m taking cookies to Great Gran!” for those of you who don’t speak Twoglish).

gotcha!

The wolf wanted those cookies so he advised Ellie Peg to pick some flowers for Great Gran and then he ran the rest of the way to Great Gran’s house. The Big Bad Wolf hid Great Gran Peg upstairs (Ellie was opposed to the wolf eating Great Gran. Her reasons should be obvious.).

Shhh. He's sleeping.

Then the Wolf hopped into bed, hid under the covers and waited for Little Red Ellie Peg to show up. Ellie Peg noticed right away that there was a Wolf in Great Gran’s bed.

BONK

She didn’t waste any time, but bonked the Wolf on the head with the axe she carried in her back pack. (My kid doesn’t need rescuing.)

swoon

It was very dramatic.

Afterwards, they all had a picnic on Great Gran Peg’s roof.

The End

DRT Unbiased Opinion

I’ve been working on the Official Pattern of Revenge of Dish Rag Tag.

holy

It’s on the bias!

Ellie has been helping.

dish rag with many needles

She thinks it would be better with a jack-o-lantern motif.

You’ll need to know how to knit into the front and back of a stitch to make a stitch, knit 2 together, purl 2 together, yarn over and knit through the back loop (to keep a neat edge on the increase rows).

Not long now, y’all.

Sunshine

Ellie and I won a giveaway at Sewn Natural in July (I say that like July was such a long time ago). Turns out “2” really is our lucky number!

sunny sunny sunny

A Sun Stacker from Imagination Kids! I have coveted this forever.

Technically, I won it. So it’s mine. But I’ll let Ellie play with it.

sunstacker rearranged

Especially if she keeps doing stuff like this:

peek a boo

I’m sure William Henry Peg will drive into the sunset any day now.

Thanks to both Jen and Erin for putting sunshine in our day.

Chickens in Rothera (Seriously)

There is such a thing as a 48-Hour Antarctic Film Contest. Following strict guidelines, the participating research stations have 48 hours to script, act, film and edit a five minute work of cinematic art. Requirements change each year so that no station can get a head start on their film. For 2010, the line “Has anybody seen my chicken?” had to be included in the dialog. I am sure you can see where this is going.

The British Antarctic Survey‘s entry, From Rothera with Love, is an action-packed thriller about a mad scientist’s attempt to take over the world. And his love for a Chicken (Chicken Chicken). Got your popcorn handy?

The chicken knitter, Ravelry Morganna, chronicles her completely alien (to me – 91F and thunderstorms this afternoon) lifestyle at Wholesome Fun at Home and Abroad. Sage and Onion (her finished chicken and rooster) can be found here.