Banner Day

The good sunlight was gone by the time we made it upstairs, but you get what you get and I used what I got to make the new banner.

You’re lucky, I could have gone with this:

2010 Yarn Miracle Banner Take 1

Or this:

2010 Yarn Miracle Banner Take 1

Consider it a place holder – we’ll try again on a sunnier (and more cooperative) day.

Resolve: Reduce and Refine

I don’t think that it is inherently wrong to eat meat. Humanity has spent thousands of years domesticating animals for use as food. Physically, people are designed to eat meat along with the bajillion other things we are designed, as omnivores, to eat. I do think that it is wrong, categorically and unquestionably wrong, to torture an animal before eating it.

This is not a happy post. It’s an upsetting post. There is no knitting. But it’s a post I’ve been thinking about for a long time about an issue that is important to me. I’ll get some of Ellie’s Christmas video edited for tomorrow to take the edge off. Here we go.

Most Americans don’t know where their chicken nuggets come from. When we think of chickens, we think of chickens pecking away in the dirt until someone wrings their necks, plucks them and makes chicken and dumplings. Cows graze in a pastoral meadow until they get bonked on the head (quietly and from behind where they won’t see it coming) for hamburger. Pigs root in the mud, get fat on slops and make friends with spiders until they magically transform into bacon.

Most Americans haven’t seen or even heard of a factory farm. In these mechanized wonders, animals are treated as commodities rather than living creatures so that institutionalized cruelty can provide Americans with cheap meat. I’ve provided links throughout this post if you choose to know more, but feel free to just trust me when I say it’s bad. Very bad. So bad that even if you don’t think that animals are especially sentient, just knowing the filth and squalor and damage to the environment that produces your chicken sandwich will be enough to make you skip it today.

Food animals are not just mistreated in life, but also in death. The US Humane Slaughter Laws are only as good as their enforcement (and don’t apply to poultry) and the USDA has proven over and over again that they can’t be trusted. Remember that downed dairy cattle in the school lunch meat thing? Or more recently, the appalling cruelty to veal calves (which was ignored by the USDA inspector who was present at the time*) and pigs (not to mention the pregnant sows jammed in gestation crates where they can’t even turn around). The cruelties to poultry are too numerable to list. A quick Google search will turn up many many many more incidents of abuse and cruelty in factory farms and slaughter houses that have nothing to do with the production of food.

In 2009, the Miracle household stopped eating meat (and gelatin, lard, etc.) unless I was confident that it was treated like an animal while it still was one. We order local, we buy Certified Humane, we read labels, we do our homework on brands before purchasing. Since we live in the rural south, this pretty much means that we are vegetarians outside our home. And in our home, we eat meat about once a week. In 2010, we will also reduce the amount of non-organic dairy we use. This is going to be harder than just not eating meat because of availability (and our devotion to cheese of all kinds). Organic certification has an animal welfare component and is more strictly overseen. We already use organic milk and eggs, so we’ll start 2010 with butter (organic butter costs twice as much, so we have to reduce our consumption by half). I’ll be trying new recipes and revamping old favorites. I think I’ll start sharing when I come across something delicious.

All this to say, this country has a problem with animal cruelty: puppy mills, abandoned, neglected and abused pets, abuse of feral cats, faux fur that isn’t faux, dog fighting, hog fighting, cock fighting, unnecessary and unnecessarily inhumane animal testing and even something as cute as a chicken nugget. I am through being a part of it.

If you feel the same, the Meatless Monday movement is a great place to start reducing suffering and make people more aware of where their food comes from. Try a classic Peanut Butter and Jelly for lunch instead of a turkey sandwich a couple times a week. Reduce your consumption. Reduce suffering. Let the industry know that this is not OK.

*As far as I can tell, that guy still has his job. The USDA won’t answer my emails, the HSUS has no further information. There is VIDEO EVIDENCE that the guy endangered our food supply, and the only thing anyone will will say is that the “matter is under investigation.” At the risk of sounding like a conspiracy nut: that is how our government is looking out for you.

Handmade Holiday

In December (as you know), knitting takes a back seat to lots and lots and lots of other craftiness.

Ellie, Betty and I made wrapping paper while wearing pajamas (we were getting over our second wretched cold).

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The vacuum in the background represents my good intentions.

We also made our Annual Limited Edition Christmas Ornaments.

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Mamie was a big help.

When Ellie wasn’t looking, I made a family for the dollhouse she is getting for Christmas.

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Daddy, Mommy, Ellie and six cats.*

And, while it sometimes takes a back seat, there is always always knitting.

chickenlegs

A rooster for the shop and one for a customer.

Speaking of the shop, I did 90% of our Christmas shopping through Etsy this year. Ivey Christmas 2009 has been sponsored by my own shop and my brilliant customers. Because of this, I have developed a certain compulsion to stimulate individual economies. Each handmade Christmas present is not only a unique gift, but it has put a little more jingle in someone else’s pocket and a little more happy in their New Year.

For that, I am awarding myself 10 Do-Gooder Bonus Points.
Current Standings:
Christmas – 15, Emily – 15, Cats – 2 (for helping)

*Ted went to his Forever Home the week after Thanksgiving. His new family is a retired couple who is happy to make him the Center of Attention. Which is the only thing Ted ever wanted.

Thankful…um…Friday

I am thankful for finished objects.

elliecardiall

In time to wear it for Thanksgiving!

I am thankful for Ellie. But that’s kind of a given.

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Itty bitty vintage button.

I am also thankful for Tofurkey. A coyote ran off with our turkey (they got it out of the pen along with some other peoples’). Tofurkey saved the day. Ellie likes the fake meat better anyway.

Epilogue: Son of Dish Rag Tag

I thought about taking some pictures for this post, but life has really been getting in the way this week. Just use your imaginations.

Ladies and Gentlemen, it is time to announce the winners of the Individual Merit Awards for 2009. These two individuals (selected by random number generator from a pool of eligible participants) embody the unique spirit of cooperative competition that Dish Rag Tag is meant to foster.

First up, our Most Valuable Player: Toni! Dorothy nominated Toni saying:

I’d like to nominate Chronicle of Yarnia’s team captain Toni for MVP. She has really gone out of her way to make this fun for our team. Not only does she write motivating posts, she even ran a little contest just for our team.

Congratulations, Toni! Your hand painted chess set, yarn for a matching board and a pair of Chiao Goo needles to knit the board are on their way to you!

There were 38 knitters eligible for Fastest Turn Around this year! Out of this group, the random number generator selected Stephanie of Purls and Paws! According to the tracking information provided by the United States Postal Service, the Purls and Paws box was Delivered 11:14 am on September 24 and Accepted at the Post Office on September 24, 2009, 9:26 pm. Fabulous turn around, Stephanie! Your sock yarn (thanks again to Lisa), a pair of Chiao Goo needles (save them for next year’s race) and a gift card to purchase matching ice cream for your socks are on the way.

The last of the Son of Dish Rag Tag Return the Dish Rags to the Team Captain’s boxes are in the mail (yesterday morning). And I have some final questions if you wouldn’t mind taking a short survey:

Click Here to take the survey!

It won’t bring you back when you’re finished, but don’t worry about it.

Thank you to everyone who participated this year! I’ve got a nice basket of cotton just waiting for Dish Rag Tag 2010:

Revenge of Dish Rag Tag

slipcover

After 10 years (one permanent dog, six cats, four foster dogs and one baby), the couch and the chair in the den are a sad site. This tutorial will teach me to make slipcovers all by myself! In all my free time. I can estimate the amount of fabric needed with this handy chart.